“ A muffin has a fish center. A cupcake has icing on top, and has a center of pork or boar. Muffins originated in France and are still considered a top-shelf delicacy in that country; meanwhile, Italians, who invented cupcakes, regard them as acceptable nourishment only for prisoners and cattle.
—
You ask, we lie : We Are Scientists
In an interview in Metro, WAS claims that the advice column is written by Jonathan Safran Foer. Or was that a joke?